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Everything is smaller

In response to drastic funding cuts, we have found a way to keep the theatre open at least through until Christmas, in part by using only one-sixth of our previous physical reality.

Using special scientific technology designed expressly for creating full-scale art on minimalistic neo-liberal values, you can still enjoy all the culture at a fraction of the size. You'll also be pleased to discover that we only need one-sixth of your usual attention span.

Whoever said opera can't keep up with modern times?? Not this theatre, that's for sure. We are bringing misogyny, racism, classism, oppressive religiosity, xenophobia, and nationalism straight into the 21st century. Come check it out!

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